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Whiskey and Wallets
I’m a boozehound. I don’t drink cheap booze. Who do you think I am?! I sit perched in the Hollywood Hills all day teaching young boys on the internet how to exploit classism through cufflinks. My...
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It’s not Astigmatism; it’s Accessorizing. Vote on My New Glasses!
Warby Parker is this really neat service where you can buy glasses (lenses and all) for like $100. If you don’t wear glasses you may not fully appreciate this. Glasses are really fucking expensive....
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Advice I Don’t Want to Hear on Unemployment.
Somedays I wish I could give myself a 5 finger death punch to the face. I have been unemployed for nine months. I have written well over a hundred cover letters. I have a dozen iterations of my...
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Why Men’s Fashion
Over the years I’ve had numerous male friends ask me about fashion in hushed tones. Ten years ago there were considerably less publications on the topic and it was difficult to point them in one...
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Yoga Pants
Fashion history looks like a relay race sprinting towards frumpy comfort. With every century our attire becomes more and more about being cozy than stately. I think this is a testament to...
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What Feminism gets Wrong About Pick-Up Artistry
Pick-up Artistry is a men’s rights and a reclaiming of male dignity movement. They don’t market themselves that way and the Men’s Rights Advocates don’t claim the PUA community. But PUA is working...
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A Case of Bad PR
The most damnable part of the PUA community is the way it’s marketed. Interestingly enough, the public image of feminists is also their biggest failing and you’d think they’d both have a little...
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A Modest Bikini
I dress modestly. Not because I’m a religious nutbag. Not because I’m resisting the forces of modernity. Not because it’s a statement about anything. It’s just what I prefer. Being scantily clad...
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Cheap Tricks
I’ve had people request a blog on how to find fashion bargains. The problem with that is: I don’t want to give you my tips on how to find awesome clothes. Some of them depend on not many people...
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My Dad
I have a very vivid memory growing up of my father. I was in the garage with a small knife pretending to be in a knife fight. Had my mother caught me playing this game, there would have been no end...
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